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[nutbuckets]

so I need a job because my shopping addiction is waaaay beyond this stipend thingy

skills include gymnastics, psychiatry, kicking ass and taking names, finding lost things

I figure I could be a great mercenary or bounty hunter or hitwoman but IDK if those things are actual jobs you can get here

dog walker? bartender? I dunno!

any suggestions are welcome!

Comments

[nutbuckets]

bummer
what's the point of an island if it's not tropical and bikini-ready?

[Gosh, she enjoys joking around with Heero.]

[heeroized]

Guess you'll have to come up with a new goal.
Maybe an uncharted cave with lots of shiny rocks.

[Is it because he's just calmly sarcastic in response, pretty much no matter how outrageous she gets?]

[nutbuckets]

depends, are the shiny rocks gemstones?
I love gemstones

[That's probably it, honestly.]

[heeroized]

Probably, figured they'd be the only kind you cared about.

[Likewise at least she understands when he's joking, pretty sure the Doctor actually thinks Heero's only showered twice since he's been here now. Send help Harley.]

[nutbuckets]

hey what's that supposed to mean?!

[Hah, imagine not knowing when Heero is joking! She sure can't.]

[heeroized]

You're a smart woman, figure it out.

[nutbuckets]

I'm not THAT greedy
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[heeroized]

I never said anything about greed.
You're projecting.
Gemstones have their value because they're attractive.
You seem the sort who'd find them aesthetically appealing.

[nutbuckets]

rude!
I'm supposed to be the one pointing out projecting!

they are pretty aesthetically appealing