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[nutbuckets]

so I need a job because my shopping addiction is waaaay beyond this stipend thingy

skills include gymnastics, psychiatry, kicking ass and taking names, finding lost things

I figure I could be a great mercenary or bounty hunter or hitwoman but IDK if those things are actual jobs you can get here

dog walker? bartender? I dunno!

any suggestions are welcome!

Comments

[nutbuckets]

awww, cute
do you got one?

[She totally missed the sarcasm there. If she knew who she was talking to, it would've been clear as day.]

[solartrauma]

[...does Bob count in this question?]

No. I don't need one. Do you?

[nutbuckets]

[Probably not.]

I would like one!
and we all need a tether here or we get sick

[solartrauma]

tethering again? you still haven't convinced me about that yet.

[nutbuckets]

again?

wait

MILTON?!

[Look, he's literally the only person she's asked to Tether.]

[solartrauma]

Sunstreaker.

[He is going to correct you every time.]

[nutbuckets]

you know I know that right?
milton is just a nickname now

[solartrauma]

I don't do nicknames.

But you could call me 'Streaker.

[It's what most bots shortened his name to against his wishes.]

[nutbuckets]

[This sounds like a privilege that's being granted to her, and she's not going to say no.]

alright then 'streaker
how are you doing anyway?
it's been AGES
we should hang out

[solartrauma]

i'm training. like we all should be doing.

the next mission should be soon.

[nutbuckets]

what are you even training?! you don't have muscles right?

[solartrauma]

they altered my transformation mode. i'm training various forms for use in the missions.

[nutbuckets]

transformatio mode? what's that?

[solartrauma]

alt-modes are secondary transformations for us beyond our base bipedal modes.

i cannot access it here, but they gave me an alt to my alt.