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[nutbuckets]

hey guys

I'm bored

fuck marry kill?

I'll start

Codi
Juhani
Link

tell me yours then give me a set and I'll give you mine ;)

(oh yeah, mine is fuck codi marry juhani kill link
sorry lil guy)

Comments

[nutbuckets]

because I'm shy!

[.....she's really not.]

[nutbuckets]

it's the feeling of bein at someone else's mercy I think
they can do whatever they'd like to you and you couldn't stop it
that's why the trust thing comes in

but having hands free is good too

[noisecomplaint]

I would also marry Mikumo. She has lovely hair and always smells divine. As she is also blessed by water, it is likely our children would be incredibly powerful.

...I suppose I would bed Elma and kill Hajime as well.

Elma can shape her body at will into whatever form she desires, and Hajime is rude.

[nutbuckets]

you never told me what the jedi did to tech. >(

mikumo does smell good doesn't she?
we danced together one time and it was great
did you know she's a total celeb where she comes from
I can see why

[newmemorywhodis]

...You're shy?

['Sky' is the last word that Link would ever think to apply to Harley]

text; un: LiYaJing

[pupp3t]

Is fucking actually a thing people like to do or is it just pretend, like other things in TV shows? Never could figure that out back home, but I didn't want to ask anyone and look stupid in front of people I'd have to work with every day if it turns out this is something we're all supposed to know.

[noisecomplaint]

Do not speak as if you know my personal preferences, HARLOT!

You are the person I would choose kill above all others.

[nutbuckets]

yeah!
I'm a gd shrinkin violet!

[Is she taking the piss? Who knows?]

[nutbuckets]

methinks the gentleman doth protest too much~

aw shucks the feeling's mutual

[It's not really. She likes him. But no way she's telling HIM that.]

[newmemorywhodis]

No you're not

[nutbuckets]

oh hiya li!

definitely NOT pretend
people like to fuck
mostly
I mean there's some people that don't
they're totally valid even if I don't get it

and I don't think EVERYONE'S supposed to know

that icon. I'm dying.

[nutbuckets]

how could you say such a thing!?
I'm a LADY

[noisecomplaint]

Because it is not my place. If you wish to understand their history in detail, I would suggest you speak to him directly. Suffice it to say his people were treated as chattel by those who consider them lesser beings.

[Did Rokuro just say exactly what he said he wasn't going to say? Yes, yes he did.]

Yes. She is famous for her singing and dancing, and her status is much deserved.

[nutbuckets]

that's awful!

yeah, her status IS much deserved.

whoa


wait







we agreed on somethin

[pupp3t]

I've never really had any opportunity to try it out but I don't really see the appeal.
I don't get kissing, either.
I tried it out once with someone but I don't think we did it right. It wasn't really all that great.

When am I supposed to know if it's something I'm actually interested in? So far it seems more like a thing they use in TV shows to move the plot along.

[noisecomplaint]

Against all odds.

[nutbuckets]

well, it's kinda complicated
some people don't like kissing or sex at all
some people only like it when they're attached to the person already, like being good friends and developing feelings first
some people like it all the time with whoever they find hot
maybe you only like it with people you're attached to
or maybe you don't like it at all
and that's totally fine!

oh uh, you know you want it when you get tingly down there

it best conveyed Link's disbelief XD

[newmemorywhodis]

By typing it.

[nutbuckets]

I can't believe this
my worldview is shttered

[noisecomplaint]

[That feeling is also mutual on both counts.]

I do not have a stick inside of me, nor has there ever been a stick inside of me.

this thread is amazing

[nutbuckets]

so literal!

anyway you're right
I'm not shy
but I wanted to play the game for fun mostly
and to find out who other people want to fuck or marry

[nutbuckets]

bet you wish there was SOMETHING inside you

[pupp3t]

Oh. No one told any of us any of that so we just sort of tried to figure it from TV and each other.
Xue Yuxuan and I tried kissing but it didn't really seem to do anything for either of us even though we did exactly what they did on Emerald On The Roof. We had background music and everything and it didn't make it fun like it was on the show.
We probably could've tried other things but we just kind of gave up when that step didn't work.
But some of the men I've been a bodyguard for seem to like kissing their wives so I guess that should've been my clue some people are actually into it.

I get that from fighting Xue Yuxuan but not from kissing him.
Is that okay?

[newmemorywhodis]

Okay

[Link presumes she's gotten what she wanted. Though he also hasn't bothered to look at anyone else's replies, so he doesn't know for sure]

[nutbuckets]

okay!

so how about luke mikumo and me
go!