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[nutbuckets]

hey guys

I'm bored

fuck marry kill?

I'll start

Codi
Juhani
Link

tell me yours then give me a set and I'll give you mine ;)

(oh yeah, mine is fuck codi marry juhani kill link
sorry lil guy)

Comments

text; un: Juhani

[tarisian_cathar]

[Well she was perusing the network, having a drink of tea. Tea which suddenly gets spewed out as she has a coughing fit to end all coughing fits. Very un-Jedi like. When she's done nearly choking to death, and when she has the wherewithal...]

Well. This was surprising, to say the least.

[nutbuckets]

really?
I mean, it's not literal
but if I had to pick from that list...

[tarisian_cathar]

Well I'm certainly glad you didn't go with 'kill.'

[nutbuckets]

I would NEVER
I like you
you know that right?

then again I like link too just maybe not as much? yet?

[newmemorywhodis]

...You want to kill me?

[Sorry Harley, but Link has zero familiarity with this game whatsoever]

[nutbuckets]

not really! it was just the only one left after fuck and marry were taken!

[Oh no, now she feels bad.]

[newmemorywhodis]

You can't just not kill me?

[nutbuckets]

I'd never kill you link
maybe I should change the options to like
fuck marry little brother
or somethin

text; un: just_rey

[jedied]

... why are these the only options?

[nutbuckets]

that's just how the game goes!
it's meant to give ya a tough choice!

[jedied]

I don't even know the others that well. Um.

I'd marry Juhani; she's a Jedi and we get along.

Link's around my age and I'd feel bad killing him... so I guess I'd get to know him first and then maybe have sex with him? I don't know?

Codi's nice, but I feel like she could handle herself in a fight and would have at least a chance at killing me back, so... sorry Codi.

[nutbuckets]

oooh burn, poor codi

now give me one!

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[forceguided]

But I don't want to kill anyone.
Or... why are those the options?

[Suddenly he's back to feeling very much like the farm boy who's rarely left the family farm.]

[nutbuckets]

I don't either, it's just the game
those are the options so that's how ya play

[forceguided]

Whoever came up with this game has a pretty messed up mind.
Or they were really bored.

[Which honestly? He can kind of understand that one, just a little. He's quite used to boredom and coming up with Weird Games. Just never like...this.]

Marry Link.
.... Codi.
Die to Juhani, because there's no way I can kill her.

[... most of the people he knows here are people he's related to and if there's one thing Luke doesn't want to thear it's if people want to fuck or marry hem. That's just weird. So adding in people who've vanished it is.]

Clara, Kirk, and Mikumo?

[He might not know all of those names very well, but that's probably better for this sort of game.]

[noisecomplaint]

What is the point of this classless exercise?

To know whom of our ranks may become a potential client for your lewd services?

[nutbuckets]

are you seriously callin me a prostitute again?
get more original, buddy

and the point of games is to h a v e f u n
have you ever tried that?

[noisecomplaint]

A game should be entertaining. What about this is entertaining?

I do not see the point or amusement.

Also, I think it cruel you would kill Link. He is a very nice boy.

text | un: Tyrant

[maskedtyrant]

Let it be known that I'm taking notes.

I think we're on the same wavelength here - I'd marry Juhani and kill Link, too, and obviously I'd fuck myself.
My turn: Rey, Kylo, Luke

[nutbuckets]

oh good
see the real question is would you fuck ME???

[She's so subtle.]

huh, rey kylo luke
iiiiinteresting
fuck rey marry kylo kill luke
mostly just cuz I don't know luke very well
though I bet kylo'd be a freak in bed
lemme reverse that
fuck kylo marry rey kill luke

threadjack~

[jedied]

Wait

What does "a freak in bed" mean?????

Also thanks?

[maskedtyrant]

You'll have to ask in another list.
That's cheating otherwise ;)

I dunno, this one's hard for me. Luke and Rey are both pretty cute and definitely marriage material.
10000% agree about Kylo though.

Just to be a contrarian: Fuck Kylo, marry Luke, kill Rey
(sorry Rey)

text; un: LiYaJing

[pupp3t]

Is fucking actually a thing people like to do or is it just pretend, like other things in TV shows? Never could figure that out back home, but I didn't want to ask anyone and look stupid in front of people I'd have to work with every day if it turns out this is something we're all supposed to know.

[nutbuckets]

oh hiya li!

definitely NOT pretend
people like to fuck
mostly
I mean there's some people that don't
they're totally valid even if I don't get it

and I don't think EVERYONE'S supposed to know

[pupp3t]

I've never really had any opportunity to try it out but I don't really see the appeal.
I don't get kissing, either.
I tried it out once with someone but I don't think we did it right. It wasn't really all that great.

When am I supposed to know if it's something I'm actually interested in? So far it seems more like a thing they use in TV shows to move the plot along.