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[nutbuckets]

hey guys

I'm bored

fuck marry kill?

I'll start

Codi
Juhani
Link

tell me yours then give me a set and I'll give you mine ;)

(oh yeah, mine is fuck codi marry juhani kill link
sorry lil guy)

Comments

[nutbuckets]

I can't believe this
my worldview is shttered

[noisecomplaint]

It seems I must make a pilgrimage to the nearest shrine so I may ask the gods their forgiveness.

[nutbuckets]

hey if we had to agree on anything though at least it's that mikumo's hair smells really good
that's like
objectively true
just like the sky being blue or whatever

oh and how bout tech kylo and mikumo

[noisecomplaint]

I have already answered I would marry Mikumo in regards to an earlier prompt, it is unfair for you to use her again. Pick another.

[That is him definitely not wanting to choose who he would kill in this equation.]

[nutbuckets]

nuh uh
there's no rules against picking someone again

[noisecomplaint]

I would marry Tech, bed Kylo, and... repatriate Mikumo to her home world, if absolutely necessary.

I would not kill or harm her in any way.

[nutbuckets]

fair choice, I'd fuck kylo marry mikumo and repatriate tech
that was a hard one huh?

[noisecomplaint]

Tech is my tether partner, and he is my true friend. To spend the rest of my life with him would not be an unhappy fate.

Kylo is strong, an admirable commander, and holds an element of mystery. I should imagine many would choose to bed him. He is also very tall. Possibly the tallest man I have ever met...

Mikumo is sophisticated, beautiful, and kind, however I must admit women are not to my personal preference, and so I do not mean to slight her in any fashion

[A pause, upon realizing he has gone way past the point of 'classy' in terms of discussing his interests. What is this black party game magic?!]

[nutbuckets]

tech is great, it's true
and kylo is hot and crazy which is a GREAT combo in my opinion
mikumo is just PERFECT

so yeah it's a hard one

[noisecomplaint]

Kylo is not crazy, he is simply misunderstood.

[nutbuckets]

oh he's crazy
saw it with my own eyes
not saying that's a bad thing

[noisecomplaint]

I would not expect a simpleton such as yourself to understand the mind of a great man with an immense burden of power.

[nutbuckets]

oh I understand men with the immense burden of power
believe you me I dated one for AAAAAAAGES
and until I met kylo I'd say they were giant raging dicks
but he's cool

[noisecomplaint]

You must not have met many then.

For my Master and his brother are both great, powerful lords who are kind and just.

[nutbuckets]

met a few
all of em were dicks in one way or another
so your bondage master and his brother must be exceptions