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[nutbuckets]

hey guys

I'm bored

fuck marry kill?

I'll start

Codi
Juhani
Link

tell me yours then give me a set and I'll give you mine ;)

(oh yeah, mine is fuck codi marry juhani kill link
sorry lil guy)

Comments

text; un: Juhani

[tarisian_cathar]

[Well she was perusing the network, having a drink of tea. Tea which suddenly gets spewed out as she has a coughing fit to end all coughing fits. Very un-Jedi like. When she's done nearly choking to death, and when she has the wherewithal...]

Well. This was surprising, to say the least.

[nutbuckets]

really?
I mean, it's not literal
but if I had to pick from that list...

[tarisian_cathar]

Well I'm certainly glad you didn't go with 'kill.'

[nutbuckets]

I would NEVER
I like you
you know that right?

then again I like link too just maybe not as much? yet?

[newmemorywhodis]

...You want to kill me?

[Sorry Harley, but Link has zero familiarity with this game whatsoever]

[nutbuckets]

not really! it was just the only one left after fuck and marry were taken!

[Oh no, now she feels bad.]

[tarisian_cathar]

[Not for the first time since coming here, she reflects on the frustratingly broad nature of the word 'like'. English, Basic - always a bit of a pain.]

I know - I was attempting humour. Not my best skill.

[nutbuckets]

no no I got it
I was joking back
hard to tell on text haha

but you do know I like you right?

[tarisian_cathar]

You would have to, given how often you have sought my company.

I would also mention - I have completed a home. You are a welcome guest whenever you wish.

[newmemorywhodis]

You can't just not kill me?

text; un: just_rey

[jedied]

... why are these the only options?

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[forceguided]

But I don't want to kill anyone.
Or... why are those the options?

[Suddenly he's back to feeling very much like the farm boy who's rarely left the family farm.]

[noisecomplaint]

What is the point of this classless exercise?

To know whom of our ranks may become a potential client for your lewd services?

text | un: Tyrant

[maskedtyrant]

Let it be known that I'm taking notes.

I think we're on the same wavelength here - I'd marry Juhani and kill Link, too, and obviously I'd fuck myself.
My turn: Rey, Kylo, Luke

[nutbuckets]

look, you're just nice and cool okay??

really? what's it like?

[nutbuckets]

I'd never kill you link
maybe I should change the options to like
fuck marry little brother
or somethin

[nutbuckets]

that's just how the game goes!
it's meant to give ya a tough choice!

[nutbuckets]

I don't either, it's just the game
those are the options so that's how ya play

[nutbuckets]

are you seriously callin me a prostitute again?
get more original, buddy

and the point of games is to h a v e f u n
have you ever tried that?

[nutbuckets]

oh good
see the real question is would you fuck ME???

[She's so subtle.]

huh, rey kylo luke
iiiiinteresting
fuck rey marry kylo kill luke
mostly just cuz I don't know luke very well
though I bet kylo'd be a freak in bed
lemme reverse that
fuck kylo marry rey kill luke

[jedied]

I don't even know the others that well. Um.

I'd marry Juhani; she's a Jedi and we get along.

Link's around my age and I'd feel bad killing him... so I guess I'd get to know him first and then maybe have sex with him? I don't know?

Codi's nice, but I feel like she could handle herself in a fight and would have at least a chance at killing me back, so... sorry Codi.

[nutbuckets]

oooh burn, poor codi

now give me one!

[noisecomplaint]

A game should be entertaining. What about this is entertaining?

I do not see the point or amusement.

Also, I think it cruel you would kill Link. He is a very nice boy.

[jedied]

Okay. I don't know that many people that well so you're getting everyone from my own world.

Luke, Kylo, Vader.

[nutbuckets]

oh snap

fuck luke marry kylo kill vader

vader was cool and all he helped ben out but I dunno
not my type