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[nutbuckets]

hey guys

I'm bored

fuck marry kill?

I'll start

Codi
Juhani
Link

tell me yours then give me a set and I'll give you mine ;)

(oh yeah, mine is fuck codi marry juhani kill link
sorry lil guy)

Comments

[noisecomplaint]

What is the point of this classless exercise?

To know whom of our ranks may become a potential client for your lewd services?

[nutbuckets]

are you seriously callin me a prostitute again?
get more original, buddy

and the point of games is to h a v e f u n
have you ever tried that?

[noisecomplaint]

A game should be entertaining. What about this is entertaining?

I do not see the point or amusement.

Also, I think it cruel you would kill Link. He is a very nice boy.

[nutbuckets]

the thrill of the choice
and imagining doing the things
especially if you really hate someone

link is a nice boy, I'd change it to fuck marry lil brother if I could
but I can't
my hands are tied
I don't make the rules

[noisecomplaint]

So the purpose is to simply state your imaginary intentions for no reason whatsoever even though they may embarrass or offend. This game was clearly created to gather information for blackmail as well as destroy diplomatic relations.

How foolish.

I would bed Link. He is my tether-partner, and I do not wish to see him harmed.

I would marry Codi, for she would most quickly rise through the ranks and gain status in court.

I would kill Juhani, as I do not know her personally, and have no love lost for Jedi.

There. I have completed the exercise, and I am not entertained.

[nutbuckets]

embarrassing or offending is the point!
you wouldn't get it mr. stick up the ass


omg you'd kill juhani!?
she's the best
whatcha got against jedi?

now it's your turn, give me one

[noisecomplaint]

I know naught of Juhani other than the fact she is a Jedi, and that is all I need to know. Jedi have committed grave acts against the people of my primary tether partner, Tech, and so would not bed or marry such an unsavoury individual.

[Rokuro really shouldn't be playing this game, but... it is difficult to not be slightly curious about the response he may receive.]

Hajime, Mikumo, and Elma.

[nutbuckets]

wait what'd the jedi do to tech?!

oh I only know one of those people
but I'd marry mikumo
she's so pretty
um, I'll say fuck elma kill hajime????

[noisecomplaint]

I would also marry Mikumo. She has lovely hair and always smells divine. As she is also blessed by water, it is likely our children would be incredibly powerful.

...I suppose I would bed Elma and kill Hajime as well.

Elma can shape her body at will into whatever form she desires, and Hajime is rude.

[nutbuckets]

you never told me what the jedi did to tech. >(

mikumo does smell good doesn't she?
we danced together one time and it was great
did you know she's a total celeb where she comes from
I can see why

[noisecomplaint]

Because it is not my place. If you wish to understand their history in detail, I would suggest you speak to him directly. Suffice it to say his people were treated as chattel by those who consider them lesser beings.

[Did Rokuro just say exactly what he said he wasn't going to say? Yes, yes he did.]

Yes. She is famous for her singing and dancing, and her status is much deserved.

[nutbuckets]

that's awful!

yeah, her status IS much deserved.

whoa


wait







we agreed on somethin

[noisecomplaint]

Against all odds.

[nutbuckets]

I can't believe this
my worldview is shttered

[noisecomplaint]

It seems I must make a pilgrimage to the nearest shrine so I may ask the gods their forgiveness.

[nutbuckets]

hey if we had to agree on anything though at least it's that mikumo's hair smells really good
that's like
objectively true
just like the sky being blue or whatever

oh and how bout tech kylo and mikumo

[noisecomplaint]

I have already answered I would marry Mikumo in regards to an earlier prompt, it is unfair for you to use her again. Pick another.

[That is him definitely not wanting to choose who he would kill in this equation.]

[nutbuckets]

nuh uh
there's no rules against picking someone again

[noisecomplaint]

I would marry Tech, bed Kylo, and... repatriate Mikumo to her home world, if absolutely necessary.

I would not kill or harm her in any way.

[nutbuckets]

fair choice, I'd fuck kylo marry mikumo and repatriate tech
that was a hard one huh?

[noisecomplaint]

Tech is my tether partner, and he is my true friend. To spend the rest of my life with him would not be an unhappy fate.

Kylo is strong, an admirable commander, and holds an element of mystery. I should imagine many would choose to bed him. He is also very tall. Possibly the tallest man I have ever met...

Mikumo is sophisticated, beautiful, and kind, however I must admit women are not to my personal preference, and so I do not mean to slight her in any fashion

[A pause, upon realizing he has gone way past the point of 'classy' in terms of discussing his interests. What is this black party game magic?!]

[nutbuckets]

tech is great, it's true
and kylo is hot and crazy which is a GREAT combo in my opinion
mikumo is just PERFECT

so yeah it's a hard one

[noisecomplaint]

Kylo is not crazy, he is simply misunderstood.

[nutbuckets]

oh he's crazy
saw it with my own eyes
not saying that's a bad thing

[noisecomplaint]

I would not expect a simpleton such as yourself to understand the mind of a great man with an immense burden of power.