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[nutbuckets]

hey guys

I'm bored

fuck marry kill?

I'll start

Codi
Juhani
Link

tell me yours then give me a set and I'll give you mine ;)

(oh yeah, mine is fuck codi marry juhani kill link
sorry lil guy)

Comments

[newmemorywhodis]

What are tv shows?

[Perhaps everyone in Harley's world knows them, but Link? Link does not]

What are the rules?

[nutbuckets]

uh
like plays but on a screen in your house

you offer three people, choose which one you'd fuck marry or kill in a hypothetical situation where you had to
then the other person gives you three people

I mean most people just play it to see who'd fuck or marry them

[newmemorywhodis]

Oh

You want Codi and Juhani to know?

[nutbuckets]

hell yeah I do!
why wouldn't I?

[newmemorywhodis]

I don't know

Why do you need a game to tell them?

[nutbuckets]

because I'm shy!

[.....she's really not.]

[newmemorywhodis]

...You're shy?

['Sky' is the last word that Link would ever think to apply to Harley]

[nutbuckets]

yeah!
I'm a gd shrinkin violet!

[Is she taking the piss? Who knows?]

[newmemorywhodis]

No you're not

that icon. I'm dying.

[nutbuckets]

how could you say such a thing!?
I'm a LADY

it best conveyed Link's disbelief XD

[newmemorywhodis]

By typing it.

this thread is amazing

[nutbuckets]

so literal!

anyway you're right
I'm not shy
but I wanted to play the game for fun mostly
and to find out who other people want to fuck or marry

[newmemorywhodis]

Okay

[Link presumes she's gotten what she wanted. Though he also hasn't bothered to look at anyone else's replies, so he doesn't know for sure]

[nutbuckets]

okay!

so how about luke mikumo and me
go!

[newmemorywhodis]

[Oh - are they playing the game then?

Wait

...how is he supposed to answer this?

This answer might take a little time]

Fuck Mikumo
Marry Luke
Kill you

[nutbuckets]

oh man
you'd kill me??!!!
how could you, after I gave you a spear and everything

[newmemorywhodis]

You'd kill me

[Nope, not letting that go just yet]

[nutbuckets]

I'd
LITTLE BROTHER
you

[newmemorywhodis]

...That's not a thing you do?

[Link's pretty sure that being a little brother is just...a thing you are. Not an action you can perform on someone]

[nutbuckets]

it's hypothetical so I can do whatever I want
I'd make you my little brother

[newmemorywhodis]

Oh

[And...now he doesn't know what to say. Link doesn't have a family. Doesn't even remember who they are]

[nutbuckets]

do you hate it?

[She's never had a real family either. Just a rotten dad and some nuns.]

[newmemorywhodis]

...No

I don't remember my family

[Was he a brother? Did he have any siblings? He doesn't know]

[nutbuckets]

I never had any siblings
but if I did, I bet they'd be little weapons-loving freaks like you
<3

[newmemorywhodis]

Thank you?

[That's a compliment, right? He thinks it's a compliment]

...You'd be a good sister.